Terrorists For Bush

The Abu Hafs al-Masri Brigades, the Islamic terrorist organization that claimed credit for the Madrid bombings, has decided to back George W. Bush for re-election as President of the United States. The group had been waiting for the Democratic Party to finish choosing its candidate before stating a preference in what looks to be a close US presidential election.

The announcement sent to the Arabic language daily al-Hayat states that the Abu Hafs al-Masri Brigades has decided to back incumbent George W. Bush instead of the Democratic contender John Kerry because it was not possible to find a leader, "more foolish than you (Bush), who deals with matters by force rather than with wisdom."

The statement went on to say, "Kerry will kill our nation while it sleeps because he and the Democrats have the cunning to embellish blasphemy and present it to the Arab and Muslim nation as civilization."

"Because of this we desire you (Bush) to be elected."

Crap! The terrorists have seen right through the Democrat's little charade.

Well, I guess it's all over for Kerry now. With the terrorists backing Bush, there's no way Kerry can win. Everybody knows the Democrats get all trembly and weak-kneed when confronted with terrorism; everybody except the terrorists, of course.